Entries tagged with "mary poppins"

You think... you wink... you do a double blink... then JUMP!

posted by srah on December 6, 2006 10:36 PM

Tags: mary poppins, movies

I have always hated Mary Poppins, who swoops into a family's life, announces all of their flaws while claiming to be (practically) perfect, refuses to perform her witchcraft for them until she has an opportunity to show up Bert, later denies that any such witchcraft took place and basically tells the children they're liars, gets them hooked on drugs by making their medicine taste like their favorite flavors (hers is very suspiciously rrrrrrum punch!), refuses to join in a ceiling tea party like some kind of ceiling party pooper, then swoops away again. That was a long sentence. So I...