2 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'skymall':

Who can take a blanket, sprinkle it with sleeves, price it fifty dollars, then sell it off to me? The Slanket Man can...

One of my guilty pleasures when I fly is reading the SkyMall catalogue. It's not because there's any actual shopping that I want to do, but more because I'm amazed by the range of things that other people are - apparently - willing to buy. I've always considered the target audience for SkyMall to be "OCD hypochondriacs who are really obsessed with their pets, have more money than they know what to do with and whose children hate them." That said, I really want a Slanket. Frangela say(s) they rock! And they are even more desirable after this recent conversation...

srah - Tuesday, 13 May 2008 - 12:16 PM
Tags: cold, conversation, shopping, skymall

So real, it's unreal!

Dear SkyMall, There is no reason on Earth why anyone would ever need one of these. I think that if airline catalog sellers have spent years trying to perfect the Most Useless And Unmarketable Thing Ever, you have found the pinnacle. It is as though the creation of airline catalogues is an evolutionary process and you have achieved a mutation that, in one generation, created a super-species capable of wiping all other animal life off the map. Congratulations. It's all downhill from here!...

srah - Wednesday, 8 March 2006 - 10:30 AM
Tags: skymall