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Interview With the Vampire Telemarketer
Him: Hello, may I speak to Ms Sarah McN!tt? Me: I'm Sarah McN!tt. Him: I'm calling on behalf of Northwest Airlines and Sprint. Me: I got this call yesterday. Him: I understand that. Me: So I already said I don't want to change my long-distance service. Him: I understand that. Me: So I'm not interested. Him: I understand that. Me: Okay... bye. What kind of response is that? Hopefully you didn't understand that before you called, or calling was a really stupid idea. Stop saying that. Maybe he was a robot....
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Posted by srah on March 7, 2002 1:03 PM
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