Entries tagged with "star wars: the phantom menace"

'To be angry is to be human'???

posted by srah on November 19, 2004 12:17 PM

Tags: quote, star wars, star wars: the phantom menace, umbrellas

I hate umbrellas. They're coarse and rough and irritating, but here everything is soft and smagggghhh-- Sorry, no, that's sand. Let's start over. I hate umbrellas. I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them! Hmmm. Not quite. I hate umbrellas. They never work correctly for me. You have to hold the stupid thing, so you never have a free hand to do anything. Rain hardly ever falls straight down, so...

Rough and irritating

posted by srah on September 9, 2003 8:02 PM

Tags: movies, star wars, star wars: attack of the clones, star wars: revenge of the sith, star wars: the phantom menace

What my family enjoys even more than watching the new Star Wars trilogy is watching the new Star Wars trilogy annotated. This is a handy guide to the Star Wars universe narrated by... well, me... in my family room. Today we watched the middle one. Anakin: I'm sorry, master! srah: I'm sorry, too! Sorry that you're in this! Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does that. srah: Me too, Obi-wan. If by "that" you meant "appear in this movie", that is. The parents had their own input: Mummy: Why does he want her dead? srah: Who? Mummy: The clone guy....