2 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'resolutions':

And may the British burn my land if I can't deliver to your hand a resolution on independency!

Some people seem to think that New Year's resolutions are the sort of thing that should be announced, like, in the first couple of days of January. Well, here at srah blah blah, we ain't people¹. So here is our interrelated web of resolution: WHEREAS It is the beginning of a new year; and WHEREAS "People" expect this sort of thing; and WHEREAS I should probably get up off the couch and work on some self-improvement; therefore be it RESOLVED: That I will fit into this one pair of jeans that I can technically fit into now, and can even...

srah - Wednesday, 7 January 2009 - 5:10 PM
Tags: holidays, new year, resolutions

Resolved:

Hello, my little chickens. Welcome to the end of the year! I hope that - although I have abandoned you for a week or so - you are all prepared with your yellow underwear and resolutions. Let it be resolved that in the new year: I shall actually get up off the couch and walk again I shall actually record the walking that I do on Walker Tracker again I shall endeavour to improve my nutrition I shall continue to endeavour to improve my sociability I shall put more time into my Arabic schoolwork So let it be written, so...

srah - Monday, 31 December 2007 - 10:31 AM
Tags: holidays, new year, resolutions, underwear