Entries tagged with "pants"

Open letter to the fashion victim... of my LOVE!

posted by srah on September 13, 2004 10:31 AM

Tags: fashion, open letters, pants, underwear

Dear Thirty- Or Forty-Something Woman Walking In Front Of Me, Whoa. I think maybe we should slow things down. We are taking things a little too fast and I'm getting freaked out. Let's just take a step back and think things over because I think we might be rushing it. I mean, I don't even know you, and yet I am intimately aware of your underwear selection. We've never even talked and I know that you're wearing a thong. Actually, that's not completely true. I don't know that you're wearing a thong, I just kind of hope that you are,...

Dream

posted by srah on October 14, 2003 8:36 AM

Tags: alfie, construction, dream, grandma, mattresses, pants, peas, vultures

I was watching TV with my grandma and the rest of my family (I don't remember why, but it was significant that my grandma was there) and flipping uncontrollably through channels. Something about Jamaicans came up - a TV show or a reference or something. Then I was at Meijer with my sister and my high school nemesis and her mom. We were buying peas, but I was carrying everything in my arms for some reason and as we neared the checkout, I started dropping everything. I dropped two cans of peas and they broke, so I had to go...