3 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'pants':
I must remain in close concealment/ Until I can appear in decent clothing!
Note: If you are reading this in England (or anywhere else where "pants" means "underpants" as opposed to "trousers") you should either substitute "trousers" for "pants" when reading this OR read "pants" as "pants" and laugh uproariously. A few months ago, my sedentary lifestyle and love for ice cream and french fries caused me to have to go pants-shopping, as all of the pants I had were straining at the waist. I bought several new pairs of pants and retired many others. Now, although I am no less fond of ice cream and french fries (and no less sedentary either)...
srah - Tuesday, 18 November 2008 - 6:23 AM
Tags: health, nablopomo, nablopomo 2008, pants
Open letter to the fashion victim... of my LOVE!
Dear Thirty- Or Forty-Something Woman Walking In Front Of Me, Whoa. I think maybe we should slow things down. We are taking things a little too fast and I'm getting freaked out. Let's just take a step back and think things over because I think we might be rushing it. I mean, I don't even know you, and yet I am intimately aware of your underwear selection. We've never even talked and I know that you're wearing a thong. Actually, that's not completely true. I don't know that you're wearing a thong, I just kind of hope that you are,...
srah - Monday, 13 September 2004 - 10:31 AM
Tags: fashion, open letters, pants, underwear
Dream
I was watching TV with my grandma and the rest of my family (I don't remember why, but it was significant that my grandma was there) and flipping uncontrollably through channels. Something about Jamaicans came up - a TV show or a reference or something. Then I was at Meijer with my sister and my high school nemesis and her mom. We were buying peas, but I was carrying everything in my arms for some reason and as we neared the checkout, I started dropping everything. I dropped two cans of peas and they broke, so I had to go...
srah - Tuesday, 14 October 2003 - 8:36 AM
Tags: alfie, construction, dream, grandma, mattresses, pants, peas, vultures
