4 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'ophthalmologist':

Yakity yak, don't talk back

I went to the ophthalmologist today for my yearly checkup. The diagnosis: I still have the same number of eyes I had at this time last year. Yay! I really like going to the ophthalmologist, and I don't know why that is. I dread going to the dentist and I have no particular fondness for other doctor's appointments, but I look forward to eye appointments and the opportunity to show off my letter-reading skills and to see the veins on the inside of my eye when a light gets flashed on it. The only thing that bothered me was that...

srah - Wednesday, 29 November 2006 - 8:35 PM
Tags: health, ophthalmologist, vision

Sucks to your ass-mar! Sucks to your auntie!

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for health insurance, which saved me about $160 on my eye exam and contacts and promises to save me even more when I decide which spectacular new spectacles I want to buy. I am currently interested in these: I get self-conscious when self-taking pictures in public. Hence the stern expression - I don't want anyone to think I'm enjoying myself....

srah - Monday, 21 November 2005 - 9:57 PM
Tags: insurance, ophthalmologist

Doctor my eyes

I went to the ophthalmologist today. I swear it's true. If anyone tries to tell you lies about why my pupils are the size of my entire head, don't believe them. It's really because I went to the eye doctor. My eyes are starting to readjust now, but the computer screen still looks like a crazy kaleidoscope of moving colors. Also, there are furry pink lobsters crawling all over my skin and the disembodied head of Martha Stewart keeps singing Gregorian chants to me and periodically bursting into flames. Come to think of it, what's in those eye drops?...

srah - Thursday, 14 August 2003 - 1:34 PM
Tags: health, ophthalmologist

An apple a day...

Today is my day of doctors' appointments. Oh joy. I started out the day at 8:50 with a trip to the dentist. I pulled up, went into the building, and got into the frighteningly bright yellow elevator. These are the times I wish I had a digital camera. I always feel like I'm going crazy in that elevator and today was no exception. I got in and was given a choice between two floors: 1 and LL. Since the dentist's office is upstairs, I decided that that would be 1. I pushed it and nothing happened. The doors didn't close,...

srah - Tuesday, 3 September 2002 - 1:21 PM
Tags: dentist, doctor, health, ophthalmologist