Entries tagged with "mr b"
Now I lay me down to sleep/ I guess I'll go count the sheep
posted by srah on March 9, 2004 12:10 AM
Tags: conversation, mr b, readers' choice
(upon finishing my Java programming homework) Mr B------: As President Clinton said, Mission Accomplished! srah: When did he say that? Mr B------: Well, he didn't. But his banner did, when he was on a boat. (long pause) srah: Did you mean President Bush? Mr B------: Huh? srah: You said President Clinton. Mr B------: Oh. srah: You meant President George Clinton. Mr B------: He has the distinction of being the only president who had a Parliament....
The gag reflex leaves me answered with a question mark
posted by srah on January 17, 2004 11:32 AM
Tags: health, medicine, mr b, vitamins
"I'm soooooo tiiiiiiiiired," I whined. "You're always tired. Maybe you should take some vitamins or something," suggested Mr B------. No! I don't take vitamins! Vitamins are for people who don't get adequate nutrition from their daily diets. Whereas I eat a very rounded diet of... lentil soup, Junior Mints and bubble tea. Oops. Huh. When did that happen? And more importantly, how have I survived this long? So when I went to the store last night, I stood in front of the multivitamin shelves, bewildered. Where are all of the Flintstones Women's Vitamins? Why don't they have chewable vitamins for...
Encounters of the stranger and stranger kind
posted by srah on November 8, 2003 10:39 AM
Tags: best friend from elementary school, mr b, robin
Roro and Mr B------ came back to my house after the Matrix movie and we sat around for a while, sitting around, eating pizza and talking to my parents. "Did I tell you I ran into (Best Friend from Elementary School) at work?" I asked my mom. "Yes, you did," she explained. "What's she doing now?" "I don't know. I guess she's going to travel somewhere sometime." We fell silent. Quite unexpectedly, Mr B------ piped up. "BFfES? She just graduated in the spring and she left this week to travel around Europe." We turned and stared at him for a...
