3 entries from srah blah blah tagged with 'mr b':

Now I lay me down to sleep/ I guess I'll go count the sheep

(upon finishing my Java programming homework) Mr B------: As President Clinton said, Mission Accomplished! srah: When did he say that? Mr B------: Well, he didn't. But his banner did, when he was on a boat. (long pause) srah: Did you mean President Bush? Mr B------: Huh? srah: You said President Clinton. Mr B------: Oh. srah: You meant President George Clinton. Mr B------: He has the distinction of being the only president who had a Parliament....

srah - Tuesday, 9 March 2004 - 12:10 AM
Tags: conversation, mr b, readers' choice

The gag reflex leaves me answered with a question mark

"I'm soooooo tiiiiiiiiired," I whined. "You're always tired. Maybe you should take some vitamins or something," suggested Mr B------. No! I don't take vitamins! Vitamins are for people who don't get adequate nutrition from their daily diets. Whereas I eat a very rounded diet of... lentil soup, Junior Mints and bubble tea. Oops. Huh. When did that happen? And more importantly, how have I survived this long? So when I went to the store last night, I stood in front of the multivitamin shelves, bewildered. Where are all of the Flintstones Women's Vitamins? Why don't they have chewable vitamins for...

srah - Saturday, 17 January 2004 - 11:32 AM
Tags: health, medicine, mr b, vitamins

Encounters of the stranger and stranger kind

Roro and Mr B------ came back to my house after the Matrix movie and we sat around for a while, sitting around, eating pizza and talking to my parents. "Did I tell you I ran into (Best Friend from Elementary School) at work?" I asked my mom. "Yes, you did," she explained. "What's she doing now?" "I don't know. I guess she's going to travel somewhere sometime." We fell silent. Quite unexpectedly, Mr B------ piped up. "BFfES? She just graduated in the spring and she left this week to travel around Europe." We turned and stared at him for a...

srah - Saturday, 8 November 2003 - 10:39 AM
Tags: best friend from elementary school, mr b, robin