Entries tagged with "hats"
The Most Exciting Thing That Happened to Me Over Break, by Srah, age Seven (or in the style thereof)
posted by srah on January 2, 2008 12:49 PM
Tags: hats, readers' choice, stories, weather
The most exciting thing that happened to me over break was when I lost my hat. It was a red hat. It was windy when I lost my hat. My hat flew right off my head! I could not chase my hat because my hat was blown away. My hat plus the wind equals faster than me. I hope a homeless person finds my hat and my hat keeps the homeless person's head warm. It is a good hat. I miss my hat. The End....
'Gin toddies - large measures/ No skimpin' if you please'
posted by srah on November 15, 2005 12:27 PM
Tags: charles dickens, fashion, hats
Is there a hat that's appropriate for wearing indoors at work? I'm concerned about the amount of heat I'm losing through my head. I'm concerned about the amount of heat I'm losing through all of my extremities, for that matter, as well as the total surface area of my skin. I'm starting to wonder where I should be investing my time, money and effort: into figuring out how to put heavy velvet curtains up on the windows to insulate them (putting the screws directly into the concrete walls?); into shopping for fingerless gloves to type with; into shopping for little...
Forget a job - here is my future
posted by srah on January 24, 2005 11:38 PM
Tags: conversation, fashion, hats
(upon seeing the reflection of my beret-clad head in a window as I walk past) srah: My hat has a stem. I'm an acorn! Mr B------: Are you going to grow up to be a mighty oak? (sad, pensive pause) srah: No. *sniff* I think I'm a dud. Mr B------: You're going to be eaten by squirrels!...
Telegram to the girl who passed me on the sidewalk
posted by srah on October 6, 2004 10:19 AM
Tags: fashion, hats, open letters
Dear Girl Wearing a Trucker Hat, I'd like to be able to tell you about now I feel about you (and your fashion decisions) STOP Unfortunately, this wire is already too expensive STOP So instead I will just say please STOP. Sincerely Cordially Affectionately Yeah right, SRAH...
