Entries tagged with "baseball"

What power?

posted by srah on October 29, 2006 12:18 AM

Tags: baseball, detroit tigers, sports

To whom it may concern: Although I often use my Evil Voodoo Powers to curse the Detroit Tigers, I will have you know that I did nothing to influence the World Series, because I had already given up on caring what the Tigers did this season....

Got Lions and Tigers, only in Detroit

posted by srah on August 11, 2006 5:11 PM

Tags: baseball, detroit tigers, sports

I am so disappointed with the Detroit Tigers this year. Remember when they used to almost break records for sucking and suck so bad they lost more games than they played? I have been mad at the Tigers for the last three years¹, ever since that season where they sucked so bad... that they couldn't even break records for sucking. They were poised to break records for the worst season ever, then at the end of the season they won a few games and avoided that plight. If you're going to be that bad, then go all the way and...

The national pasttime should be sitting around in your pyjamas and watching DVDs

posted by srah on August 10, 2003 12:56 PM

Tags: baseball, detroit tigers, sports, srahfam

My family seemed surprised to learn that, given the choice between going to a baseball game in Detroit and sitting around the house all day, I would choose the latter. I was only gone for seven months and these people don't even know me anymore. Actually, I love sitting around the house all day, so there wasn't even much of a decision to be made. If, on the other hand, my choices had been between going to watch the Tigers and jabbing myself in the eye with a pencil, THEN I might have had some soul-searching to do. Although I...