5 entries from srah blah blah including search string 'qwantz':

You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you

I got many exciting Christmas presents this holiday season, but two in particular that I think the readers of this blog might be interested in. First, I got a package addressed "To: Sarah; From: Kota." Our family usually has little jokes/hints on the gift tags, but this name meant nothing to me, so I was intrigued. I opened up the box and it was the GPS that I'd asked for: Hooray! I still didn't understand the whole "Kota" thing, though. I lifted up the GPS... And discovered a plastic triceratops hidden among the GPS accessories. Then I remembered that Kota...

srah - Thursday, 25 December 2008 - 2:22 PM
Tags: christmas, dinosaur comics, holidays

I'm afraid those things'll harm me/ 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney/ And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend

This is a story that I made up last night to prove to a friend that he was a terrible storyteller and that I could make up a story on the spot. I am sharing it with you so that I don't have to think of anything else to blog today. I only have so much creative energy, folks! Once upon a time, there was a happy little Tyrannosaurus Rex. T-Rex would traipse gleefully through the forest, stomping on everything in his path¹. One day, just as he was about to trample some protomammal and destroy the potential for all...

srah - Thursday, 20 November 2008 - 5:29 PM
Tags: nablopomo, nablopomo 2008, writing

Beards Over Babies

Guess whose birthday is coming? If you said mine, you are right!¹ It's now 11 days to my not birthday and 13 days to my birthday! Are you counting down? Internet, all I want for my birthday is a picture of you with a moustache. It can be a photo of you with a moustache Photoshopped (or MS Painted) on, a photo of you wearing a false moustache, a photo of you wearing a real moustache, a photo of you wearing someone else's moustache², a drawing of you wearing a fake moustache, a drawing of you wearing a real moustache,...

srah - Wednesday, 13 August 2008 - 12:58 PM
Tags: birthday, moustaches, photos

She Probably Died of Acute Smoochitis

I've been tagged by Princess Sparkle Pants for this meme where you have to write your epitaph in exactly six words - no more, no less. This is a six word epitaph meme. The rules: Write your own six word memoir or epitaph. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you want. Link to the person who tagged you in your post. Tag at least five more blogs. Leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play. After deliberating over it for days (when I remembered to think about it), I finally found...

srah - Friday, 23 May 2008 - 12:08 PM
Tags: epitaphs, memes

A way to spend a few hours

If, for some reason, you have three hours to fill this afternoon, I suggest: Songs in outline form Things which I will do for love: Anything Things which I will not do for love: That [Via sp3ccylad]...

srah - Monday, 28 March 2005 - 7:21 AM
Tags: discovered